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mauvaisbatteur:

gaycaptain:

swagslick:

swagslick:

high-blogging:

high-blogging:

fasciation:

fasciation:

bodysrock:

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

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i’M CRyING

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

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i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

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I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

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i cant believe youre still human

i wonder

NOW.

(Source: slothblog)

kikiyuyu:

queensimia:

solyennee:

shityeahh:

curiousercreature:

jaredpadeyummy:

castiel-the-consulting-angel:

samtheemoose:

amazingphil:

misspaperlilies:

Superhero/Supervillain name generator! Reblog with yours!

Terrifying Flaming Bear!!

Evil Giant Goat

Preposterous Sticky Balloon.

What the hell kind of superpower would I have with that.

What the hell kind of super-name is that.

What the hell.

This is…..

……preposterous…..

im fricking improbable flimsy man.
what the actual fuck

Dastardly… Flimsy… Foot… Are you fucking kidding me

monstrous magic balloon

oh my god???

Amazing Crazy Princess

i think its accurate lmao

Improbable Slimy Goat

I think this thing just insulted me.

Evil Flimsy Lion. :|

Me: Amazing Magic Lion

Brother: Alarming Hairy Lion

XD

(Source: bryonycloud)

mauvaisbatteur:

gaycaptain:

swagslick:

swagslick:

high-blogging:

high-blogging:

fasciation:

fasciation:

bodysrock:

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

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i’M CRyING

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

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i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

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I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

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i cant believe youre still human

i wonder

(Source: slothblog)

the-twins-and-the-doctor:

as-seenon-tv:

digitintheremisterspock:

 #literally #literally #LITERALLY #the greatest ending to a movie #ever

in the universe of Monsters, Inc, what if time passes differently between the monster world and the human world?

During those few months where Boo’s door was destroyed and Sully couldn’t get to her, Boo grew up and had a little girl of her own.  And even though the little girl is afraid of what may be lurking in the depths of her closet or in the darkness under her bed, Boo tells her stories every night about the brand new world that lies behind that closet door.  She speaks of a big blue “kitty” and his little round best friend and she tells of their adventures in a world that is not unlike the human world at all.  

These stories Boo tells her daughter are so real to Boo that they actually seem like memories, but of course she tells herself that they must be fragments of fabrications left over from her early childhood adventures within her own imagination.

Boo’s daughter abandons her fear of her closet, and the obscurity behind that door becomes a hope that some night a big blue kitty will come to take her to the world behind her own closet door.

And when Sully gets that door back, when he can finally return to the human child he’d grown so attached to, he is indeed greeted with a tiny voice he’d missed hearing for so many months.

But Sully soon realizes that this tiny child is not his Boo, and while he is distraught that he won’t get to see his little girl grow up, he’s not overly distressed.

Because he’s found another little girl who needs him, and this time he knows she’ll grow up fast, so there’s no time to waste.

You are grounded until you die

no! not ok!

….I love this. Am I the only one who thinks this is adorable and no depressing?

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